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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
midnightsilverchelly
roughentumble

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

fromoutoftheunexpected

fucking weird

phoenixiancrystallist

Me: Please be a Rickroll please be a Rickroll please be a Rickroll :D :D :D *clicks the link* WAIT IT'S REAL?!???!!

Why

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the-irken-pony
saintprocula

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

countess-of-edessa

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

woolandflax

Behold

image

A chicken

alexseanchai

[image: a lemon.]

brawltogethernow

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

lumanae
lumanae:
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“smallmariofindings:
“In Super Mario Galaxy, zooming in on Toads trapped in crystals, they can be seen smiling, even though the Toads are always shown panicking right before becoming trapped and the game presents being trapped in a...
smallmariofindings

In Super Mario Galaxy, zooming in on Toads trapped in crystals, they can be seen smiling, even though the Toads are always shown panicking right before becoming trapped and the game presents being trapped in a crystal as an undesirable state that characters thank Mario for being rescued from.

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lumanae

this is worded in such a fucked up little way

lumanae

not just the words, actually. something distinctly fucked up in general about the product on display here

inbarfink
inbarfink

What if we got Ralsei all wrong? What if he’s not trying to hide information from people for either sinister or sympathetic reasons? What if he legit just never explains shit because he assumes everyone knows as much as he does already and there’s no need and it’ll be rude to mention it.

Like at some point Susie’s gonna make some Remark that kinda sounds like it’s about the Player and Ralsei takes her aside like “Susie, please, we all know that Kris is possessed by an amoral time god but we need to be sensitive about it” and Susie’s just “WE ALL KNOW WHAT??????”